Random Space Finds #22 (July 1d4th Edition!)

Floating flotsam and jetsam, tumbling slowly in the void (1d4):

1. LGM-30 Minuteman Intercontinental Ballistic Missle with "Red Betty" painted on the side
2. Zaphod for President! campaign button
3. Bayonet with laser rifle attachment
4. Pocket edition of the US Constitution, translated in 1,776 alien languages

Have a Happy and Safe Fourth!